aurhia said: “Have you ever even done this before?”

Mixurn asked as he looked up from the makeshift table he was laying on.  In fact he found it hard to call it a makeshift table. It was literately a pile of broken signs and old bent beams that formed a somewhat stable base for a warped sheet of durasteel covered by a plastic sheet to lay on.

"Of course I have, not on someone as tall as you but hey it’s worth a shot!" Doc. Chirped as they pulled open a toolbox which allowed a bright neon light to come from it. They didn’t look inside of it, instead they opted for looking back at Mixurn and giving him a wide smile as they fished around for a number of tools.  "Besides  I’ve already shut down that leg, so good luck limping out of here." they chuckled as Mixurn gave them a panicked look and tried to get his right cybernetic leg to move only to have it remain still.

"Wait!? What?!" Mixurn shouted  as he tried to pull himself off the table only to feel something sharp poke him in his good leg.  He wasn’t sure when they had pulled out a stim or where they had gotten it at but after a few seconds it really didn’t matter any more.

The pink Twi’lek went limp within a few seconds of being injected and Doc could only chuckle.  “Besides it’s not like the guy died or anything, well no he did..” They frowned as they pulled on a pair of goggles and started to disrobe the Twi’lek.  “But I’m sure this one will go much smoother than the last one.”

And that folks is how Mixurn got his leg upgraded after 10 years.

And with the help of the next door neighbor, my tires are now locked to my car.

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

infiniteprobabilities:

ginger-salad:

"My parents know."
“Don’t go.”
“You’re under arrest.”
“Just let me die.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“Make me.”
“Kiss me you idiot.”
“I didn’t do it.”
“That isn’t mine.”
“Marry me?”
“Truth hurts, don’t it?”
“Be mine.”
“You owe me.”
“Just relax.”
“I already regret this.”
“Where are my clothes?”
“You could have killed someone!”
“I think I broke it.”
“Do you love me?”
“We need to talk.”
“Never again.”
“Do I know you?”
“How drunk are you right now?”
“Well that was unexpected.”
“Have you ever even done this before?”
“I just want to cuddle.”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“What happened to you?”
“Don’t you dare.”
“I missed you.”
“This stays between us.”
“I need a hug.”
“I could kill you!”
“Kiss me.”
“You’re so weird.”
“Why are you wearing that?”
“You coward.”
“You’re all out of ____.”
“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”

“I think I’m forgetting something.”
“This seems familiar.”
“You lied to me!”
“Are you threatening me?”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Where did you find this?”
“Explain yourself.”
“Where were you?”
“You drive me crazy!”
“I think I’m falling in love with you. “
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Just leave me alone.”
“I need a drink.”
“What were you thinking?”
“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“For you, I would _____”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Give it back.”
“I have to go.”
“Shut up and listen.”
“Do you remember this?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“Take responsibility.”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Give me another chance.”
“Don’t you dare come near me!”
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“You mean everything to me.”
“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
“What are you afraid of?”
“I miss you so very much.”
“No, that can’t be my baby.”
“Just five more minutes.”
“No! You can’t die on me now!”
“That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
“What are we doing here?”
“Do you trust me?”
“That sounds painful.”
“Are you even listening to yourself?”
“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
“I can’t believe you missed that.”
“That was a bad plan.”
“That looked easier on TV.”
“I’ve never heard that one before.”
“I didn’t know you could do that.”

The default’s Kyris unless you pick a specific character

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Off to get wheel locks so my tires don’t get stolen since someone here keeps stealing wheels  at night.

archiemcphee:

Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated with Green Junglefowl. Also known as the ‘most honorable fowl’ in Japan, they’ve been carefully bred over the centuries to achieve their spectacular tails, which grow to lengths of 12 to 27 feet. It takes these chickens at least three years to molt. Onagadori breeders take tremendous pride in their chickens and provide special hutches with perches well above the ground, which helps keep their tails clean and in good condition.

If Rapunzel had been a chicken, she probably would’ve looked a lot like one of these awesome birds. These extraordinarily fancy fowl have Special Natural Monument status in Japan, which means they’re considered to be living monuments of Japanese culture and, as a protected breed, it’s illegal to take their eggs out of the country.

[via Lost At E Minor and Wikipedia]

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goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

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redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

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  • Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
  • You: Why not?
  • Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
  • You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
  • Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
  • You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
  • Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
  • You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

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12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

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Sept. 20 8:55 am

justice4mikebrown:

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raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

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closed starter for Kengoa

nightingaleslegacy:

kengoa:

nightingaleslegacy:

kengoa:

nightingaleslegacy:

While Fekes wandered off somewhere in town the holocom turned on.

"Ahh Elsa," the Cathar said smiling faintly as he shifted his robes. It seemed like he was walking somewhere but he made no effort to sound hurried. "It’s been a long time since I’ve heard from you.  I assume that Fekes has found you well?" for a moment it almost seemed as if Elsa was speaking to him live but sadly it was just a recording.  "I know that you made your choice quite clear last time we met face to face." Tōsen said as he continued to walk.  “And I know that I can not bring you here. But I ask for you to reconsider that old choice and listen to me.”  he paused and shifted the holo as if he was trying to keep it hidden from view from some people walking past him.  Once the voices in the background faded Tōsen held the holocom back out at a normal distance. “I have had a vision. Something big is coming Elsa and sadly it looks like you will end up facing this alone.” he said as his tone dropped.  “You would need those skills of yours at their peak to put down this new threat. ” he warned “The choice is yours to make,”

He looked behind him as if someone was there and turned back to the com. “I want you to prove this vision wrong. But the counsel has me on lock down, they are aware that I know something that I won’t tell them. Fekes doesn’t know the full story, but can help you train if you agree. ” he said before the holo shut off automatically.

Elsa was about to reply to Master Tōsen but stop when she remembered when it was just a recording. He was older of course, with grey hair and fur. He was obviously nervous, which cause her to become upset. The Jedi Council had no reason to be so suspicious. But the part of a vision confused her. What was his vision about and why was it about her.

            She had forsaken the Jedi path long ago. And yet it seemed like the Force was playing a messed up prank. Whatever light remained in her was turning into darkness; and it terrified her. When the message ended she sat there for what felt like a long time. Just staring at the holo with an expression mixed with sadness and angry.

            She needed to speak with her old master. Now. She left the bar with the complained of the owner about the Twi’lek. But she didn’t care. She looked around; she knew he was somewhere close by. She was going to get some answers from him.      

Fekes wasn’t sure just how far he had managed to get from both the cantina and the space port but to walk around and allow his mind to focus on other things such as the sweat starting to develop on his skin. Granted the bantha that he had found earlier also helped calm him down while simply keeping him company as he walked through town.  There were a few complaints tossed his way but he ignored them and simply carried on. After all this wasn’t his animal.

Roaming on the outskirts of town Fekes thought he felt something but shoke his head at it as the bantha came up from behind and nudged him. “Why do you keep following me?” he asked as he reached over to scratch the beast’s head. “I don’t have any food to give to you.” he said lightly as if he was talking to a smile child.

“Because it’s an animal.” Elsa said as she walked to the side from behind the massive bantha, giving the beast space. “They are like us but more intone to nature.” Elsa finished as she put one hand on her hip. “I want to know what happen to Master Tōsen. You must know that I was his former student fourteen years ago.”  

Fekes  paused as he recognized both the force signature and voice that came up next to the bantha. If not for the fact that he told himself to drop it he would of added a comment aimed back at her. But instead he didn’t and turned his attention towards her.

"Yeah i know that you were his student, like I said he talked alot about you." he commented before patting the bantha’s head. "As for what happened. I’m not too sure. He hid his worries too well for me to notice them.  " he  frowned and shoke his head lightly. "But I know that last week, when I came back from a mission,  he started to talk about something old coming back." he said  looking at Elsa.  "He started gathering credits and giving them to certain people to get them off the planet. Apparently someone caught him or someone was jealous about someone else payment off the planet and told the others  or something. But the counsel found out what he was doing and they’ve been keeping him basically on lock-down since he won’t come forward.

disabledxena:

"We can’t use A in our acronyms because it allows shitty allies to weasel themselves in!"

Perhaps if the lgbtqia community prioritized and cared more about ASEXUALS than about straight allies, we wouldn’t have this problem.

The A is not for allies. It has never been for allies. The A is for aces. Do not rob actual members of the lgbtqia community of the little representation we have for the sake of fucking straight people. 

The A is fucking necessary. 

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themellowwitch:

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